Football season has officially returned, and we couldn’t be happier about it. Five whole months of watching games, yelling at TV screens and arguing team stats with other fans; what could be better? How about a new statistic relating to your team that you can use to your advantage?
Picture this: you’re at the bar watching a game. Your team wins and you’re looking for someone to “celebrate” with. But how can you tell who’s going to be able to “go long” in the bedroom? Well maybe you should start with what jersey they’re wearing.
Ever wonder which NFL fans can last the longest in bed? Well here’s the answer!
Keep your eyes open for those Detroit jerseys! They overwhelmingly lead the pack with an average of 4 minutes and 14 seconds. Kansas City is in a distant second place with 3 minutes and 32 seconds. Then there are those poor Cincinnati fans, coming in dead last at 2 minutes and 17 seconds, giving the people of Ohio more of a reason to root for Cleveland.
While none of these times may seem all that impressive, just remember that when you’re in the 4th quarter and you’re down to the 1 yard line, every second counts! If you’re feeling like you need to improve your game, or experiencing erectile dysfunction, check out hims. It’s a great way to prevent unwanted fumbles and keep your head in the game… if you know what we mean.
well at least Detroit finally has something to be proud of…