Hulk Hogan’s fall from grace has been faster than a Kardashian marriage. He went from being a beloved WWE Icon to being ejected from the Hall of Fame, kicked off Tough Enough as a judge and an all-out pariah in the WWE.
Ironically, he has nobody to blame but himself for his problems. You see the Hulkster made a sex tape, and when it was released, he got very angry because it wasn’t supposed to be out there. So he decided to sue the person responsible for releasing the tape.
Of course, that led to court dates and depositions. It was during one of those depositions that the Tape was played. It was at the END of the tape that Hogan went off on a racist rant that would make Michael Richards look like the NAACP Man of the Year.
That rant of course, became public and now the guy who was all about saying your prayers and taking your vitamins, is all about wishing his ex-wife would have slept with a n***** that made $8 billion a year. So Hogan has taken a lot of crap in the media for it, as he should have. Like every other celebrity before him he has said his mea culpa, said that’s not who he is etc. I guess he didn’t watch as disgraced former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling blew himself up.
But now here’s where the story gets to, “Oh, would you just shut-up already!” status. Hogan has a daughter named Brooke, who we were all introduced to in the gripping show, Hogan Knows Best.
This girl has about as much talent as the mistake my dog made that I just scraped off of my shoe. But since she is a “Hogan” and she is blonde with big—be they real or fake—boobs, she has been given opportunity after opportunity by appearing in popular men’s magazine’s such as FHM.
She did a stint as a wrestler on TNA, when her daddy was a big wig with the company, that went as well as David Arquette being named WCW Heavyweight Champion.
Once that failed experiment was mercifully aborted, she has gone on to have a Paris Hilton-esque music career. That’s right, Brooke Hogan is now a country singer. Not sure who would ever buy her album or tickets to see her show, but I would imagine it is the same class of people you see on “To Catch a Predator”.
But now the “star” and I use the term loosely, has taken to social media to defend daddy dearest from the so-called ‘media sharks’. First of all, she better defend him considering without him, nobody would know who the hell she is. Secondly, she did it in a poem which is so ridiculously bad; I had to post it here. So, make sure you have an empty stomach before you read it, but here goes:
“If you knew the dad I knew,
you’d know his tender heart.
He’d never want to hurt his fans,
or family from the start.
If you knew my father,
you would know how hard he fought…
and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark.
We always fight a battle
that people never see,
and sometimes when you’re hurting, you don’t think logically.
Human isn’t perfect,
and perfect is not he,
but I can tell you one thing, it’s just not what it seems.
Cause If you knew the dad I knew,
you’d know he raised me well.
He taught me folks are so much more
than shades could ever tell.”
Ok, I could only post Part 1 of said poem, as the rest is more of the same proverbial crap from a loyal—yet misguided daddy’s girl, such as Brooke is in this case. Are you kidding me? This is what is wrong with America; nobody wants to take responsibility anymore. Don’t go around telling us your father loves every shade of person, when he made it perfectly clear that it is not true.
Come out and say, you know what, my dad made some really nasty statements that he should not have made. I would hope that they do not reflect his true feelings, but I am saddened that he said them at all.