Okay listen. I’m a few beers in, and I only watched the VAN LIFE trailer. I did not read reviews. I don’t know the plot. I really don’t care. Most horror trailers are trash anyway, so I was ready to laugh and move on. Didn’t happen.
This trailer feels nasty and uncomfortable, like it doesn’t care if you’re having a good time. That already puts it ahead of most stuff. It looks like bad choices stacked on top of worse ones. I like that. That’s real horror to me.
I usually hate slow, quiet trailers because they lie. They act deep, and then the movie sucks. But this one feels like it might actually go somewhere ugly. I wanted to make fun of this trailer, but now I kinda wanna see it.
Am I sold? No. I’m not married to it. But I’m interested, and that’s rare. When the full movie comes out, I’ll watch it sober. Or drunk again. Depends on the night. Either way, I’ll give it a real shot.
The film’s release info will show up when it’s ready, I guess.