The 2018 World Cup kicks off on June 14th and with it comes intense rivalries and fandom for what is undoubtedly the world’s most popular sport. Confidence certainly plays a big factor is any team’s ability to win; both on and off the field. Some countries are just naturally more “confident” than others, as you can see by this ranking of average penis size for all competing countries.

The USA may not have qualified for this year’s tournament, but they wouldn’t have stood much of a chance here either; coming in with an average of 5.0 in/12.9 cm. This was the 3rd smallest overall, only beating out South Korea (4.6 in/11.71 cm) and Japan (4.3 in/10.92 cm).

But we all know size doesn’t really matter. Be as confident as you want, but if you don’t have the skills to back it up you’re never going to win the game. If you’re worried about whether or not you’d qualify, you can check out companies like Hims. They offer online prescriptions for Sildenafil, so you can boost your confidence and improve sexual health.

So while these numbers may not have any effect on the outcome of the games, at the very least it might just give you hardcore fans something new to brag about.


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