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These astrological holiday dos and don’ts will keep everyone in cosmic harmony. Here is your holiday horoscope without drama by zodiac sign.

Are you hoping for a peaceful holiday season? It may be as simple as looking for Santa Claus flying overhead. Unless, of course, you have some astrological zodiac sign foreknowledge at your disposal. It will take extra work to bring out the finest in every zodiac sign with Venus retrograde and a powerful Saturn-Uranus square playing celestial # ScroogeSquad.

Get your no-drama Christmas horoscope, complete with dos and don’ts, here.

If you’re an ARIES (March 21–April 19) and you’re celebrating the holidays,

DO: Give Aries your undivided attention.

Get comfortable and have a conversation with the other present Aries. Rams who prefer to concentrate on one subject at a time may become overstimulated by crowds. They enjoy chatting about their most recent pastimes or musical preferences. You may want to simply start a new file in your notebook app because you will undoubtedly find some excellent references. There is no one sharper—or more tenacious—than this sign if you genuinely want guidance. Don’t exert too much effort on them.

Expecting Aries to take on too many responsibilities may result in an irritable, frazzled, and angry Ram showing up to the celebration. They’re not great at running errands—virtual assistants are for that! Give them one large task to complete. Making a special custom cocktail or music might be the solution. And don’t be offended if you have to send this information to their VA through email or text them your address once more fifteen minutes before guests arrive. Aries have extremely stressful lives and are very important people. Over the Gingerbread Martinis they so expertly crafted, you’ll be sure to hear about it.

When spending the holidays with a Taurus (April 20–May 20), follow these instructions: Get their thoughtful opinions

If a Taurus is at your table, you must dress it up. Although this sign may value simplicity, their preferences are refined and a little snooty. Ask them for food suggestions, give them the main course, or let them serve as the event’s sommelier. Ensure that traditions are followed and that each holiday’s original purpose is recognised. The Bull operates in accordance with these guidelines. Tell the friendly Taurus what you are grateful for this year at this time.

Don’t: Identify areas where you cut costs or quality.

You chose to use the microwave brand Stove Top for your stuffing choice and purchased your table decorations from the dollar store. Keep everything quiet and under wraps. Otherwise, you might see your bull shuffle his food on the plate without taking a bite (“I guess I had breakfast too late.”) or toss piles of radioactive breadcrumbs at your curious bichon frise. Additionally, avoid discussing topics like politics or religion when a bull is present. This obstinate and loud sign frequently conflates fact with opinion (theirs), and by claiming that their position is the only view, it may polarize visitors.

Do these things if you’re spending the holidays with a GEMINI (May 21–June 20): Let them amuse the children.

Place Gemini directly around the edge of the children’s table. This sign has a special way with children, presumably because of their own permanently impressionable perspective on life. Embracing Gemini’s fun side accomplishes two troublesome goals at once: Gemini will have the children engrossed in a fascinating game, so they won’t act out; also, Gemini won’t start playing devil’s advocate and agitating the adult guests. It’s all winners in this seating arrangement.

Don’t accept their slanderous control.

Although they wouldn’t call it that, Geminis enjoy gossiping. They will crucify your illiterate relative with a critical review while adamantly stating that they are “just being honest.” A harsh Gemini judgment will always contain more than just a grain of truth, and it can make individuals feel compelled to choose sides. It could be a good idea to “naively” interfere if you witness Gemini dragging someone into a vacant room. “Come on, let me show you this crazy YouTube video,” she said. Quickly excuse yourself if Gemini starts hurling insults towards you. Even compassionate listening adds fuel to the fires of a prospective family conflict.

From June 21 to July 22, for cancer, do the following: Give them the spotlight while organizing and hosting.

Let’s be clear about one thing: Cancer is first in line to host the holiday gathering. This is the foundation of the family in question. Who would deny them the chance to excel in their natural environment? Make certain to give them at least first dibs. If a crab is attending your party, consider getting their opinion on your menu selections, guest list, course scheduling, etc. Even though giving up control is irritating, you won’t be able to stop them from voicing their opinions. Truly, following their counsel could spare you a lot of anxiety.

Don’t refill their beverages too frequently (except for water).

Now go easy with the cheer refreshers. A water sign that doesn’t immediately display how sensitive they are is sitting at your table. Cancers are capable of the worst type of sloppy sentimentality when given enough drinking bravery. It’s preferable to leave Beyonce to represent “drunk in love” rather than have someone say, “I just love you all so much,” while they’re three sheets to the wind. Or even worse, the brandied eggnog can let loose a cancer that has been holding back a family issue that would be better handled at a therapist’s office. Please pass the water, please!

 

 

 

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